Welcome to Red Light Outfitters
—Watch your hands, watch your mouth, and maybe you’ll find something worth carrying.
You found the back room. Congratulations. This is where we keep the goods we’ve got for sale—books, tools, oddities, and the kind of things you don’t ask too many questions about. Some of it’s new. Some of it’s old. All of it’s real.
We’re not here to play boutique. We don’t do “drops” that cause a demand that feeds the secondary market. We don’t give a shit if it matches your EDC cosplay. We stock what works, what matters, and what’s too honest for the big box boys.
You want a sticker? Cool. You want a tool that’ll keep you breathing when some creep makes a bad decision? Even better.
But listen close:
I don’t haggle and I sure as hell don’t chase. Refunds given at my discretion. Talk to me first if you’ve got an issue.
So take a look. If something calls to you, grab it while it’s hot.
If not, no hard feelings—just don’t touch what you can’t pay for.
To make a purchase simply email us at shanktelli (at) gmail.com or DM us on Instagram at Shanktelli.Official.
Name: Taskmaster
Mfg: Shanktelli
Description: This isn’t your average pocket pry. The Taskmaster clocks in at 5 inches (12.7 cm) of unapologetic steel muscle, tapering from a stout 0.5-inch shaft down to a 0.25-inch chisel tip—ready to split seams, pop panels, or get someone the hell off you.
Each piece is crafted from vintage Wilkinson Sword steel—the same pedigree used in military blades and bayonets. The steel bears the legacy: still clearly stamped “WILKINSON” and “MADE IN ENGLAND.”
It’s compact. It’s ugly. It’s ready.
Use it as a prybar, a pressure tool, or a last-ditch persuader. The Taskmaster doesn’t ask questions—it just gets the job done.
1 in stock. More to come.
Cost: $50USD + $5 shipping.
Name: Unknown
Mfg: “Atomic” Something (purchased from Bryan Sleaze)
Description: Carried. Cared for. Still cuts like it’s mad at the world.
This compact claw of a blade came to us with a name lost to time, but we believe the original maker went by something like “Atomic” on Instagram. Wherever it came from, it was built with intent—and it shows.
- Blade: approx. 2 inches (5.08 cm)
- Handle: approx. 3 inches (7.62 cm)
- Includes a snug, low-profile Kydex sheath
The blade’s silhouette walks a razor-thin line between a wharncliffe’s precision and the flexibility of a razor blade—making it ideal for utility tasks, fine work, or pulling skin from bone if the occasion calls for it.
The handle has seen life. The steel has seen love. And while the scales bear the scars of a past life, the blade remains clean and sharp—ready for a second act.
This piece was originally acquired from Bryan Sleaze, though those original conversations have since vanished like cigarette smoke in a bus station.
One-of-one in our possession.
Get it before someone else does.
Cost: $125USD + $5 shipping
Name: The Mutineer Mindset
Author: Shanktelli
More than a manual. This is a blackpaper. The Mutineer Mindset is a stripped-down and resurrected field guide for those who refuse to kneel. Written in the cryptic, raw tone of a black project and finished with the fever-dream clarity of a Times Square prophet, this book offers no step-by-step salvation. Only sparks. Selling you a black and white guarantee would be to sell you a lie.
Inside you’ll find fragments of outlaw philosophy, combative insight, and investigative rituals meant to sharpen your edge as a martialist, researcher, and sovereign actor. This is not for the curious. It’s for the committed. Scribbled in margins and buried in metaphor are tools for those willing to dig.
Hand-delivered from the gutter by the same pair behind Black Vein and Vulgate Pugilism, this field manual is a gateway drug to a life of refusal, revelation, and righteous rebellion.
There is no map. There is no master. There is only now and what you’re willing to do with it.
Cost – Free (or donation email for details)
Hooks, Jabs, and Sarcastic Stabs 